Why 80 year old straight men who hate women should not design their clothes ...

So today (and 12 weeks along .. whoohoo) I wore my maternity uniform for the first time.  When I put it on and looked into the mirror I burst into tears.  How awful does one have to look?  I swear I could be pregnant with 200 babies and still have room.  BA def looks much hotter in it than I do.