Best Conversation Yet.

So tonight my grandparents called to chat.  My grandfather got on the phone and our conversation turned to how my pregnancy was going:

Papa: "So how are you feeling?'
Me:  "Good, I feel fine, staying active, nothing really to complain about."
Papa:  "Have you started showing yet?"
Me:  "Not really, I feel like it looks like I have a beer belly rather than actually looking pregnant."
Papa:  "You need to stop that."
Me:  "Stop what, papa?"
Papa:  "Drinking ... you can't be drinking while your pregnant."
Me: "Papa!  I am not drinking ... I just meant it looked like I had a beer belly."
Papa:  "I know you drink ... but you got to stop that while your pregnant."
Me:  "Okay, I'll stop drinking ...."

I heart my grandfather ... even if he is crazy and thinks I am drinking it up :)

FRAN- CO-SIS, bring me another beer and smoke .... this baby is kicking and I need to teach him a lesson.